It is so fun making her CRAZY!!

A couple days ago, Mom made cookies. Yum!
When will she learn? If she leaves them out, they're never too hot for me!!

Then yesterday she spent a looong time making some kind of chips with zucchini, cheese and eggs. She had them stored away until this morning....heehee.
Of course, I'll eat zucchini if they're covered in CHEESE!!

Mom said, "I hope you puke."
I didn't. HA.

I LOVE Bandanas!!

You know, I have my Easter bandana, and yes I'm man enough to wear pink!
I also have a Christmas one thanks to Grandma, St. Patrick's Day and several others including my black pirate bandana that I am wearing right now.
Sometimes I even layer them and wear two at a time!
And don't say it's my mom making me wear them either! When she washes them I just feel naked! And when they come out of the dryer, I will grab it and take it to Mom to put it on for me!
Now I just need ideas for others. I just got this cool tropical one, and I also have a 4th of July one...
I will need a Thanksgiving one,...
Grandma's friend's dog even had one for the Indy 500!
Cool...

Happy Easter everyone!

Yum by Howard the Very Tall Dog

My name is Howard. I'm a blue Great Dane. I am almost 3 years old and I am VERY TALL. When I stand next to my mom, my head is level with her chest. If I stand on my back feet, I am almost over six feet tall.

So Mom was making cookies last night. I was really excited because she NEVER makes those cookies that you use the cookie cutters for. She even went out and bought special egg and chick shaped ones! They were soo cute!
She kept yelling at me to go away. Every time I put my nose in the butter, she would yell!
So I went away...for a while. Actually, I was just waiting for the PERFECT time to make my move.
She rolled out the dough, cut them out, put them on the pan and into the oven...then she took them out and they smelled GREAT!!
Then she hid them in the microwave.
Then later last night, she took them out to cook something else and I made my move!
When she came downstairs they were GONE!! All of the cookies were mine mine mine!!
I didn't like sitting in the crate for the night though...
You'd think she would learn. I ate a whole sheet carrot cake that she baked for her mom's big birthday party back in December. It was AWESOME!!
That's what you get with a TALL DOG.
Love Howard

Not a great adventure by Howard the Very Tall Dog

Hey everybody,
Had to say hi and update you on my latest adventures. Last night I opened the cupboard under the sink and ate some AWESOME garbage! Oh man, it was worth the time in the crate!!
But....this morning, it made me want to , I started breathing weird and gagging, then Mom went and opened the back door and I ran outside and Mom says I was good not to do it on the carpet.
Then today, this new dog came to our front door with his owner. It was a six month old great dane little boy named Winston, who came to visit me!! Very fun!
I was really nice and sniffed him but he kept trying to....well you know. But he was very cute!
Very fun! Just so you know, DON'T eat garbage and if you have to , go OUTSIDE.
Love,
Howard

Whoa by Howard the Very Tall Dog

Doods,
Just had to tell y'all...this morning VERY early I got a very weird feeling, so I woke up Dad who was fell asleep on the couch. I usually sleep very late on my own bed upstairs. But I just had to go outside and see what the deal was!
Something just wasn't right, so I barked really loud to wake everyone up!
I woke up Mom, and she was worried I woke up the neighbors with my big WOOF.
But Mom says when she was laying in bed a few minutes later she felt her bed shaking...
It was an earthquake!!
I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't listen. Except Mom!
Love y'all...
Howard
(or you can call me Lassie!)

So SMART by Howard the Very Tall Dog

Hi guys,
Just thought I'd tell you what happened last night to me. It wasn't a big deal to me, but my mom was very amazed.
Mom, Dad and that Kid left me at about 1 in the afternoon, I was watching my soaps. They were going on a day trip to Chicago, which is about 2 hours away. So they fed me and left, locked the doors too.
Cool. No big deal.
Mom says she was worried because she knew they would be gone a while and didn't want me to pee in the house. They FINALLY got back around 10pm - TEN HOURS LATER. But guess what? I didn't pee. Wanna know why?
I opened the locked slider door myself and went outside. No big deal. I'm a smart dog right?
Pretty cool!
Love and slobber,
Howard