What the Heck!!!! by Howard the Very Tall Dog

I just don't get this....those people have a collar on me that makes a weird chirpy sound whenever I get near that part in the yard where I'll get shocked.
Guess they're trying to keep me safe.

NOW, I'm in the house and Mom is making waffles with this thing, and I'm just sitting on the couch, and there's this sound again! I run around the room and Mom just at me.

WTF man?? Where do they want me to sit? I don't get it!!

Mom says it's the wafflemaker's timer that keeps going off. Whatever. A dog just can't win.

Love and slobber,

Howard