Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Yum by Howard the Very Tall Dog
My name is Howard. I'm a blue Great Dane. I am almost 3 years old and I am VERY TALL. When I stand next to my mom, my head is level with her chest. 
If I stand on my back feet, I am almost over six feet tall.
So Mom was making cookies last night. I was really excited because she NEVER makes those cookies that you use the cookie cutters for. She even went out and bought special egg and chick shaped ones! They were soo cute!
She kept yelling at me to go away. Every time I put my nose in the butter, she would yell!
So I went away...for a while. Actually, I was just waiting for the PERFECT time to make my move.
She rolled out the dough, cut them out, put them on the pan and into the oven...then she took them out and they smelled GREAT!!
Then she hid them in the microwave.
Then later last night, she took them out to cook something else and I made my move!
When she came downstairs they were GONE!! All of the cookies were mine mine mine!!
I didn't like sitting in the crate for the night though...
You'd think she would learn. I ate a whole sheet carrot cake that she baked for her mom's big birthday party back in December. It was AWESOME!!
That's what you get with a TALL DOG.
Love Howard
If I stand on my back feet, I am almost over six feet tall.So Mom was making cookies last night. I was really excited because she NEVER makes those cookies that you use the cookie cutters for. She even went out and bought special egg and chick shaped ones! They were soo cute!
She kept yelling at me to go away. Every time I put my nose in the butter, she would yell!
So I went away...for a while. Actually, I was just waiting for the PERFECT time to make my move.
She rolled out the dough, cut them out, put them on the pan and into the oven...then she took them out and they smelled GREAT!!
Then she hid them in the microwave.
Then later last night, she took them out to cook something else and I made my move!
When she came downstairs they were GONE!! All of the cookies were mine mine mine!!I didn't like sitting in the crate for the night though...
You'd think she would learn. I ate a whole sheet carrot cake that she baked for her mom's big birthday party back in December. It was AWESOME!!
That's what you get with a TALL DOG.
Love Howard
Not a great adventure by Howard the Very Tall Dog
Hey everybody,
Had to say hi and update you on my latest adventures. Last night I opened the cupboard under the sink and ate some AWESOME garbage! Oh man, it was worth the time in the crate!!
But....this morning, it made me want to
, I started breathing weird and gagging, then Mom went and opened the back door and I ran outside and 
Mom says I was good not to do it on the carpet. Then today, this new dog came to our front door with his owner. It was a six month old great dane little boy named Winston, who came to visit me!! Very fun!
I was really nice and sniffed him but he kept trying to....well you know. But he was very cute!
Very fun! Just so you know, DON'T eat garbage and if you have to
, go OUTSIDE.Love,
Howard
Whoa by Howard the Very Tall Dog
Doods,
Just had to tell y'all...this morning VERY early I got a very weird feeling, so I woke up Dad who was fell asleep on the couch. I usually sleep very late on my own bed upstairs. But I just had to go outside and see what the deal was!
Something just wasn't right, so I barked really loud to wake everyone up!
I woke up Mom, and she was worried I woke up the neighbors with my big WOOF.
But Mom says when she was laying in bed a few minutes later she felt her bed shaking...
It was an earthquake!!
I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't listen. Except Mom!
Love y'all...
Howard
(or you can call me Lassie!)
So SMART by Howard the Very Tall Dog
Hi guys,
Just thought I'd tell you what happened last night to me. It wasn't a big deal to me, but my mom was very amazed.
Mom, Dad and that Kid left me at about 1 in the afternoon, I was watching my soaps. They were going on a day trip to Chicago, which is about 2 hours away. So they fed me and left, locked the doors too.
Cool. No big deal.
Mom says she was worried because she knew they would be gone a while and didn't want me to pee in the house. They FINALLY got back around 10pm - TEN HOURS LATER. But guess what? I didn't pee.
Wanna know why?I opened the locked slider door myself and went outside. No big deal. I'm a smart dog right?
Pretty cool!
Love and slobber,
Howard
Driving them CRAZY by Howard the Very Tall Dog
Boy did I get her yesterday! The KID broke the butter dish last week and Mom finally bought a new one.
She brought it home, it was glass and really pretty. But she is making me mad these days, not letting me do my gardening outside, and I got her back!
As soon as she took the butter dish out of the bag, I grabbed something on the counter and the butter dish fell on the floor and broke! She was
Love and slobber,
Howard
Tricks by Howard the Very Tall Dog
Hey y'all....
Here's another trick that will get your humans!!
Once you have mastered the "open the sliding door and let yourself out" trick, move on to Step #2.
Step #2?
Let the cat in!
Truly!
I did it, now you try it!!
Love and slobbers,
Howard
Here's another trick that will get your humans!!
Once you have mastered the "open the sliding door and let yourself out" trick, move on to Step #2.
Step #2?
Let the cat in!
Truly!
I did it, now you try it!!
Love and slobbers,
Howard
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